Two lifelong friends talking sh*t like it’s our full-time job.
Grab a drink. Lower your expectations. Let the battle begin.
Two lifelong friends talking sh*t like it’s our full-time job.
Grab a drink. Lower your expectations. Let the battle begin.
Welcome to Battle Axes & Banter
Our Story
Battle Axes and Banter is what happens when two lifelong friends refuse to shut up—or grow up. Armed with sharp tongues, savage wit, and decades of shared dirt, we take on everything from pop culture and politics to menopause and messy exes. No topic is sacred. No filter in sight. It’s real talk, raw laughs, and relentless sh*t-talking—just like we’ve been doing since dial-up.